Jörn's ramblings on Audi, Agile development, DevOps, Cloud Computing, Industrial IoT, Innovation, Mobility services & Sharing economy.
My name is Jörn Peters, I live with my wonderful wife and our two lovely kids in beautiful Traunstein and work for Brückner Maschinenbau as a Software Product Owner (Scrum). Before joining Brückner I have been working for Audi Busines Innovation GmbH as a Product Owner and were responsible for IT operations of the Audi mobility products.
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The library is charging me late fees for a book. I can't return the book because the library has closed early due to covid. The library has also blocked the self-service drop-off due to covid. The book is Catch-22.
Try and fail, but don't fail to try. ~ Stephen Kaggawa
In pre-covid times, it was common for teams to do group bonding activities like mini gran prix, bowling, escape rooms, picnics, paintball / laser tag, etc. Question: what are teams doing now? Are there virtual activities that fulfill the same need? RTs for reach appreciated.
"We identified more than four different private-cloud initiatives—converged infrastructure, OpenShift, Mesos/Marathon, and OpenStack—each struggling to achieve scale" mckinsey.com/business-funct…
#TDDLive the Miro board for this is interesting! pic.twitter.com/JnXt7D0Ac9
been watching this on repeat pic.twitter.com/Dt9VnlVQtQ
A startup selling their first Enterprise contract pic.twitter.com/mKM6zkzMkW
SpaceX agile. Boeing waterfall. SpaceX won. qz.com/1878725/boeing…
It’s the year 2037. All viruses are compromised Office365 tenants attacking eachother with macros running in Excel Online so they can try to get Azure accounts to mine BortCoin which they use to pay simulators that let them experience what it feels like to be Leondaro DiCaprio
July 2019-June 2020 was tied as the warmest 12 months on record. That’s +1,39°C above preindustrial levels and rapidly closing in on 1,5°. So I ask again: where are the breaking news? Where are the front pages? Where are the emergency meetings? Where are the adults? twitter.com/CarbonBrief/st…
Non-Euclidean game worlds boingboing.net/2020/07/07/non…
The Myth Of the Grand Unified UX Metric by @jmspool link.medium.com/OHf7zOCKS7
LinkedIn is copying the contents of my clipboard every keystroke. IOS 14 allows users to see each paste notification. I’m on an IPad Pro and it’s copying from the clipboard of my MacBook Pro. Tik tok just got called out for this exact reason. pic.twitter.com/l6NIT8ixEF
After weeks of virtual training, I'm finally ready to cut my wife's lockdown hair. pic.twitter.com/Y61OzWU7D8
parent: if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? machine learning model: yes
In Brazil this is a common practice by the guy who installs your protection net. How many software engineers would show the same level of confidence towards their code? 😬 Like @khenidak says, test until boredom replaces fear twitter.com/holdmyale/stat…
Germany lowers the VAT from 19% to 16% for 6 months (Corona relief). Can we have a moment of silence for all the dev teams having to readjust their sprint plannings to make this work 😬😀
By the end of the decade JSON parsing alone is going to account for 0.5C of temperature rise.
What it's like getting requirements from your sales team instead of talking to customers directly. twitter.com/engineeringvid…
Microservices: "We solved DLL hell by wrapping every binary with HTTP" Don't at me
I keep hearing about "DevOps" teams. What's that? All Agile processes or frameworks I know call for cross-functional teams that have all the skills necessary to get an idea into your customers hands. Splitting off things like deployment or ops slows you down w/ unnecessary gates.
1/ Last night, I spent some quality time with the Apple docs on the new contact tracing protocol and APIs they and Google are preparing. I'm quite optimistic about this effort. Here's why.
The @gitlab team has one of the most impressive public roadmaps I've ever seen. The best part, a maturity ranking for each feature to help set expectations. about.gitlab.com/direction/ma… pic.twitter.com/zpcSHp0ad1
Scientists found a really cool creature at the bottom of the ocean. newsweek.com/otherworldly-1…
Wenn Ingenieur*innen mal kein Internet haben 😎 twitter.com/engineeringvid…
I spoke to an old therapist friend today, and finally understood why everyone’s so exhausted after the video calls. It’s the plausible deniability of each other’s absence. Our minds tricked into the idea of being together when our bodies feel we’re not. Dissonance is exhausting.
Best remote work equipment in 2020 amontalenti.com/2020/03/21/be…
My day job (also: night job) is CEO of Slack, a publicly traded company with investors to whom I am a fiduciary, 110k+ paying customers of all sizes, and thousands of employees I care about very, very much. The last few weeks have been 🤯😳😢 Here’s what it's been like. [Thread]
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